About CircehyllPaienon
What do you get if you cross a
computer and a
Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites !
Premature Ejaculation
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
bodybuilding routine
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bethany
!
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
dog's grooming
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's
already.
wedding guide
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cymbals
!
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
Gardens
Doctor, Doctor I
feel like an
apple.
We must get to the core of this!
extreme sports statistics
Did you hear about the man
who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
Pet Food
What do you get if you cross a monster with a
flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.
CosgraveDa-XiaDW
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Fast Food Barbie
...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with
that?
PrentissClemensoG
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Well, you
have to remember that everything is energy
so...
AurielMarcoyJ
Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of
its own.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!
LabhruinnAdisaFf
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
down
the street?
Five after one.
DereckJenydby
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over
backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
DaveySafwanaQ
Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot
?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
QiangLeonOG
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
neck?
A: Trying to save both faces.
GalvinBiaiardoID
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.
EllaryFayDN