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Evan Seinfeld:
Evan Seinfeld
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Information:
Name: Evan Seinfeld
Born: 1967-12-29
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Daddy I'm a Pornstar Now! (2007), Test Drive (2006), Howard Stern on Demand (2007), Fashion Underground (2006), Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie (2009)
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Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because he was no earthly good !
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
the reader,
"Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and
she says,
"But...I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man
asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher:
"Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
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Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
Only a pin-head is positive.
Student: Are you sure of
that, sir?
Professor: Positive.
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Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?
Because most men are
stupid, but few are blind.
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What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !
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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the range.
"What'd Emmaline give
yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint.
"Pair of cufflinks," said
Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I
can't even find anyplace
to get my wrists pierced."
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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
school ?
The deputy head !
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Waiter, what is this bug doing on
my
wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !
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